Me on Friday afternoon vs. me on Monday morning. The never-ending cycle of corporate despair! 😂
3 months ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
3 months ago
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't 😂 #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer 😂
3 months ago
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
3 months ago
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time 😂
3 months ago
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly 😂
3 months ago
When you finally quit your job 😂
3 months ago
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! 🌌👨‍🍳🌶️
3 months ago
Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. 😴
3 months ago
When the janitor is also an interior designer 😂 #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
3 months ago
Stay thirsty for opportunities, my friends! 😂🍺
4 months ago