When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. 😂
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
60
This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
10 months ago
55
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
10 months ago
104
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. 💅
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. ๐Ÿ’…
10 months ago
59
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode 😂
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
87
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
82
Hindus in India: *Boycott Muslims*. Hindus in Middle East: *Job Please*.   irony at its finest. 😂
Hindus in India: *Boycott Muslims*. Hindus in Middle East: *Job Please*. irony at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
87
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
11 months ago
53
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
11 months ago
63
They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. 😂
They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
51
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
48
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
1 year ago
72
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
40
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. 😂
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
72
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" 😂
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
36