Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. 😂
3 months ago
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to escape my responsibilities as an adult 😂
3 months ago
Me realizing I have to interact with my family now after being tricked into coming inside
3 months ago
Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
3 months ago
When your parents said to avoid strangers but recess is over and it's time to go home.
3 months ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ðŸĪŠ
3 months ago
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades 😂
3 months ago
Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes 💀
3 months ago
Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was 😂
3 months ago
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen 😂
3 months ago
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely 😂
3 months ago
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
3 months ago
When you get a little too enthusiastic about showing the kids how the leaf blower works 😂
3 months ago