When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ
3 months ago
I didn't see that coming ๐Ÿ˜‚. Worst therapy session ever.
3 months ago
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
๐Ÿฆ– When your hoodie game is as fierce as a T-Rex! #RoarPower
3 months ago
Me trying to wake up my dad to take me to school๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me: *gets sent to my room as a kid* ๐Ÿ˜ญ Me: *gets sent to my room now* ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
3 months ago
Me and my dog praying for more treats ๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ˜…
4 months ago
When Grandma's 'snack' is a meal and a half! ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When 'Yo Mama' jokes have you spitting drinks ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“บ
4 months ago
When you see Santa and all your holiday dreams come true! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ‰
4 months ago
When you are multitasking like a pro ๐Ÿ˜Ž Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
4 months ago
When reverse psychology backfires... my floors have never been cleaner! ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜‚ #ParentingWin
4 months ago