Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
26 days ago
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
29 days ago
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
1 month ago
When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy 😂🔥 #Burn
1 month ago
Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. 🤫
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me 💅'
2 months ago