Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
10 months ago
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Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
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Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy 😂🔥 #Burn
When someone tries to preach to you but you have receipts of their hypocrisy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ #Burn
10 months ago
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Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC.  🤫
Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐Ÿคซ
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me 💅'
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me ๐Ÿ’…'
11 months ago
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