Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
26 days ago
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
1 month ago
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
1 month ago
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
1 month ago
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
1 month ago
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function 😂
1 month ago
If you like someone, tell them. Don't break their bones. That's illegal. 💀
2 months ago
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
2 months ago
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
2 months ago
Me ignoring all the red flags🚩 because he's cute 😂
2 months ago
When your car gets more action than you 😂 #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
2 months ago
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* 😂
2 months ago
When your organs love each other a little too much 😂
2 months ago
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
2 months ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
2 months ago