When you accidentally confess to your crush but they're not into you ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Pokรฉ Ball, I'd choose you! โค๏ธ
3 days ago
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐Ÿ’€, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
3 days ago
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
"I told you this was a bad idea Jerry!"
5 days ago
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
6 days ago
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
7 days ago
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
7 days ago
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
7 days ago
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
7 days ago
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 days ago
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 days ago
When your priorities are crystal clear ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago