For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out 😭
For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out ๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 months ago
26
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
8 months ago
35
💀💄💋 In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep😂
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
19
Getting ready for a press conference be like 🧀
Getting ready for a press conference be like ๐Ÿง€
10 months ago
36
Me trying to understand why some women shave off their eyebrows and draw them back on😂
Me trying to understand why some women shave off their eyebrows and draw them back on๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
14
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
21
When you're so emo, you put the 'rouge' in 'refuge' 😂
When you're so emo, you put the 'rouge' in 'refuge' ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
27
When you try a new foundation at the mall, but it doesn't quite match๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
13