For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 days ago
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
2 months ago
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Getting ready for a press conference be like ๐Ÿง€
4 months ago
Me trying to understand why some women shave off their eyebrows and draw them back on๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
When you're so emo, you put the 'rouge' in 'refuge' ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When you try a new foundation at the mall, but it doesn't quite match๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago