When life scripts a plot twist even Hollywood couldn't predict! 😂🏡👶
When life scripts a plot twist even Hollywood couldn't predict! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿก๐Ÿ‘ถ
7 months ago
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Shoutout to Hannah for providing the free husband upgrade package! The results are impressive. 😂
Shoutout to Hannah for providing the free husband upgrade package! The results are impressive. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
40
When 'I'm here for the wings' becomes a home delivery service 🍗🚗❤️
When 'I'm here for the wings' becomes a home delivery service ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿš—โค๏ธ
7 months ago
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When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! 😅💔🥤
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅค
7 months ago
24
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
8 months ago
18
Skeletor knows what's up 😂. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
Skeletor knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
8 months ago
27
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function 😂
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
22
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
9 months ago
38
When your family tree looks more like a straight line 😂
When your family tree looks more like a straight line ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
31
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" 
Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
10 months ago
32
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
10 months ago
26
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
10 months ago
54
When you finally meet the love of your life❤️
When you finally meet the love of your lifeโค๏ธ
10 months ago
18
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
10 months ago
30
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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