Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function 😂
10 days ago
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
14 days ago
When your family tree looks more like a straight line 😂
16 days ago
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
25 days ago
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
27 days ago
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
28 days ago
When you finally meet the love of your life❤️
28 days ago
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
29 days ago
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
1 month ago
Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
1 month ago
When you see your dad with your mom last night and start to question his real intentions 🤔🍼
1 month ago
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life 😂
1 month ago
Me after the wedding feast is finally over 😂
1 month ago
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch 😂
1 month ago
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
1 month ago