Me realizing how weird that kiss between Luke and Leia was after finding out they were siblings ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
19 days ago
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
25 days ago
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
POV: You're a golden retriever on acid. ๐Ÿถโ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ
1 month ago
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you miss your train by a second and have to wait another hour. SHEEEEEEEIT!
1 month ago
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
1 month ago
When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
1 month ago
When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐Ÿˆ but end up making more investing in stonks๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 month ago
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
When you accidentally share something you shouldnโ€™t have ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to name your kid Josh ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
1 month ago
When you accidentally stumble into 4chan and wonder if you'll ever make it out alive ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago