When your stomach starts rumbling and you gotta hustle for those internet points for some grub ๐
8 hours ago
POV: Youโre debating politics with your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner ๐ฆ ๐ฌ
8 hours ago
Me waking up before 10am after staying up all night: ๐
8 hours ago
When you leave your wallet at home after a big grocery shopping ๐
11 hours ago
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!"
Mark: "๐ Fuck up the chat system. ๐"
11 hours ago
She said yes!๐โฆto never taking my calls again. ๐
11 hours ago
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐
23 hours ago
When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. ๐
1 day ago
I donโt always drink beerโฆ Okay, yes I do ๐
1 day ago
Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM ๐
2 days ago
Me after seeing a spider in the shower
2 days ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad."
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
4 days ago
When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll ๐
6 days ago
Me trying to run old games on my modern PC
6 days ago
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.