Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 hours ago
When the CAPTCHA is so blurry, you start questioning your own existence ๐Ÿ˜‚
17 hours ago
When your meme game is weaker than your grandma's Wi-Fi signal, time to monetize those tootsies ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ“ธ
20 hours ago
When you love Jurassic Park a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
23 hours ago
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜น
2 days ago
Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free ๐Ÿ’… #RichPeopleProblems
4 days ago
Me trying to make friends in the real world after spending 200 hours escaping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
5 days ago
POV: When you try to sneak to the kitchen for a midnight snack and you find Pac-Man.
5 days ago
When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
6 days ago
When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 days ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
9 days ago
When the elements summon their champion...and the champion is lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ
9 days ago
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
9 days ago