When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 months ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
6 months ago
When the elements summon their champion...and the champion is lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ
6 months ago
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
6 months ago
When your boss asks if you completed that project that's been open for 2 years ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When Windows decides to update at the worst possible moment ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WindowsProblems #TechFail
6 months ago
POV: Michelangelo doesn't want your energy drink suggestions, Adam. ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RenaissanceFail #CreationOfThirst
6 months ago
Me trying to figure out how to remove the belt from the x-ray: ๐Ÿ‘€
6 months ago
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ
6 months ago
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
Michael Jackson's last words: "At least I'm not a..."
6 months ago
Waking up after a night out and realizing you're not at home...but in a Saw trap! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ #HangoverHorror #SawMemes
6 months ago
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.๐Ÿคฏ Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
7 months ago