Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. ๐Ÿคซ
4 months ago
34
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. 🧔‍♂️➡️🥸
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฅธ
6 months ago
40
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
8 months ago
15
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
10 months ago
22
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
10 months ago
30
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward 😂
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
31
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
17
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
10 months ago
26
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits.
Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." 😂
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits. Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
24
So true! 😂 Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one.  It's all about range and signal strength. 📶
So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
10 months ago
34
When she says she'll be gentle 😂
When she says she'll be gentle ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
19
This is one clever way to filter out applicants 😂.  Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? 📰
This is one clever way to filter out applicants ๐Ÿ˜‚. Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? ๐Ÿ“ฐ
10 months ago
35
"How to start flirting with a woman" 
Step 1: Approach with confidence 
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
15
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
30
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
18