Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. ๐Ÿคซ
6 months ago
99
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. 🧔‍♂️➡️🥸
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฅธ
8 months ago
91
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
10 months ago
44
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
11 months ago
54
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
11 months ago
76
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward 😂
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
107
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
41
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
1 year ago
65
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits.
Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." 😂
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits. Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
So true! 😂 Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one.  It's all about range and signal strength. 📶
So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
1 year ago
75
When she says she'll be gentle 😂
When she says she'll be gentle ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
43
This is one clever way to filter out applicants 😂.  Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? 📰
This is one clever way to filter out applicants ๐Ÿ˜‚. Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? ๐Ÿ“ฐ
1 year ago
77
"How to start flirting with a woman" 
Step 1: Approach with confidence 
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
40
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
81
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
45