Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too 😉).
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too ๐Ÿ˜‰).
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Men produce... 🤔... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. 😂
Men produce... ๐Ÿค”... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me and the boys eliminating the problem 🗿
Me and the boys eliminating the problem ๐Ÿ—ฟ
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Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. 
THUNDERSTORMS 
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen 😂
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending I don’t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. 😂
Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" 🍻
Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* 🤬
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
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Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. 😂 The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? 🤔)
Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐Ÿ˜‚ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐Ÿค”)
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When life's greatest mystery is beyond your age rating! 🤔🎭
When life's greatest mystery is beyond your age rating! ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽญ
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