Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too ๐Ÿ˜‰).
6 months ago
Men produce... ๐Ÿค”... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me and the boys eliminating the problem ๐Ÿ—ฟ
6 months ago
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
6 months ago
Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐Ÿ˜‚ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐Ÿค”)
6 months ago
When life's greatest mystery is beyond your age rating! ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽญ
7 months ago