Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. 😂
1 day ago
When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this 🤔😂
3 days ago
When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment 😂
7 days ago
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
14 days ago
When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
17 days ago
Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. 😂
19 days ago
When the UN says they're "involved" in Africa but haven't actually resolved anything since 1945. 🤷‍♂️
23 days ago
When Pong is life and fingers are just a bonus 🎮🕹️
26 days ago
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House 😬
1 month ago
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca🤔
1 month ago
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" 💣
1 month ago
When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades 😎
1 month ago
When you bring a knife to a tank fight, but still win 💪🇫🇮
1 month ago
Europeans enjoying a picnic and some wine while watching their soldiers march. Americans crying while thinking about where they are going to spend their next paycheck: "Burger King it is!"
1 month ago
When you're ready to conquer the world, but it's past your bedtime 💤😆
1 month ago