When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
13 days ago
When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
16 days ago
Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. ๐Ÿ˜‚
18 days ago
When the UN says they're "involved" in Africa but haven't actually resolved anything since 1945. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
22 days ago
When Pong is life and fingers are just a bonus ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
25 days ago
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" ๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 month ago
When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 month ago
When you bring a knife to a tank fight, but still win ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 month ago
Europeans enjoying a picnic and some wine while watching their soldiers march. Americans crying while thinking about where they are going to spend their next paycheck: "Burger King it is!"
1 month ago
When you're ready to conquer the world, but it's past your bedtime ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜†
1 month ago
When all you wanted was a sandwich but now it's international news ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš€
1 month ago