That awkward moment when your bank's fraud alert thinks you're the thief. Do you see him? Yes, it's me. 👀
That awkward moment when your bank's fraud alert thinks you're the thief. Do you see him? Yes, it's me. ๐Ÿ‘€
21 days ago
62
A programmer's brain just works on a different OS. She needed a pickle, he offered a runtime environment. 🤦‍♂️
A programmer's brain just works on a different OS. She needed a pickle, he offered a runtime environment. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
22 days ago
94
When your husband is into models, but not the kind you think. He's just a nerd. 😂🤖
When your husband is into models, but not the kind you think. He's just a nerd. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค–
22 days ago
78
Some family secrets are better left undiscovered. Who's gonna tell them? 🤢
Some family secrets are better left undiscovered. Who's gonna tell them? ๐Ÿคข
26 days ago
81
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. 🤦‍♂️
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
73
I wished for a 'golden shower,' but this is not what I had in mind. Be specific with your wishes, people! 🤦‍♂️
I wished for a 'golden shower,' but this is not what I had in mind. Be specific with your wishes, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
61
When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! 🍻
When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿป
1 month ago
98
That awkward moment when you're not sure if the vet is talking about himself or your dog. 😬
That awkward moment when you're not sure if the vet is talking about himself or your dog. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
118
When you think you're finally settling down, but he's just leveraging your future for a new set of podracing engines. 💀
When you think you're finally settling down, but he's just leveraging your future for a new set of podracing engines. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
102
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. 😬
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
198
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. 😭
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5 months ago
302
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. 😬
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
322
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
8 months ago
407
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
8 months ago
313
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. 😂
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
302