Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
5 hours ago
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
When your earthquake has a side hustle as a global traveler ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿš€
1 month ago
When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
3 months ago
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
3 months ago
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school ๐Ÿ˜น
4 months ago
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
4 months ago
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
4 months ago