When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 days ago
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
2 months ago
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
2 months ago
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school ๐Ÿ˜น
2 months ago
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
2 months ago
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
2 months ago
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
2 months ago
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago