Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. 🤦‍♂️
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 days ago
14
I wished for a 'golden shower,' but this is not what I had in mind. Be specific with your wishes, people! 🤦‍♂️
I wished for a 'golden shower,' but this is not what I had in mind. Be specific with your wishes, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 days ago
3
When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! 🍻
When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿป
10 days ago
31
That awkward moment when you're not sure if the vet is talking about himself or your dog. 😬
That awkward moment when you're not sure if the vet is talking about himself or your dog. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
79
When you think you're finally settling down, but he's just leveraging your future for a new set of podracing engines. 💀
When you think you're finally settling down, but he's just leveraging your future for a new set of podracing engines. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
64
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. 😬
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
138
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. 😭
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago
255
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. 😬
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
262
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
7 months ago
331
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
7 months ago
270
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. 😂
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
257
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
278
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
243
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. 😂
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
245
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
236