Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on 😂
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
91
Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
58
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could 😂. RIP Dad 💀.
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
11 months ago
70
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint 😂
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
40
When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school 😹
When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school ๐Ÿ˜น
11 months ago
71
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone 😂
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
50
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
11 months ago
99
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
48
What society thinks we do: *crickets*.  Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
1 year ago
63
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism 😂
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
75
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
42
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
1 year ago
41
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead 😂.  "Of the truck, dumbass!"
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
1 year ago
32
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. 😂
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
37
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂.  Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
1 year ago
33