When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
5 months ago
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
5 months ago
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
5 months ago
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
6 months ago
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
6 months ago
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
6 months ago
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฉธ
6 months ago
When math makes friendships awkward ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“Š
6 months ago
When 'sharpening the relationship' gets taken literally ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ช
6 months ago