I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
2 months ago
62
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
2 months ago
71
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. 😂
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
36
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
38
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
26
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. 😂
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
36
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
34
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. 🌪️😂
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
36
When your earthquake has a side hustle as a global traveler 🌍🚀
When your earthquake has a side hustle as a global traveler ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿš€
7 months ago
18
When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school 😂🤦‍♂️
When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
23
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
9 months ago
33
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
30
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".💀
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
30
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on 😂
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
30
Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23