This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
1 month ago
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
1 month ago
Moral of the story? Secure the bag, but more importantly, secure your lumbar spine. Greg's got his priorities straight. 😂
1 month ago
That moment of realization when the math finally clicks... and it's devastating. 🤯
2 months ago
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! 🚀🌕
3 months ago
💰 When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! 😂
6 months ago
World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? 🤔
6 months ago
This is my financial advisor now 💰
7 months ago
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
7 months ago
When you're so rich, money is just another piece of 💩
7 months ago
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder 😂
7 months ago
Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. 🌳💸
7 months ago
Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay 😈
8 months ago
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" 🧛‍♂️💰😂
8 months ago
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market 🐔📈
8 months ago