Moral of the story? Secure the bag, but more importantly, secure your lumbar spine. Greg's got his priorities straight. 😂
13 days ago
That moment of realization when the math finally clicks... and it's devastating. 🤯
16 days ago
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! 🚀🌕
2 months ago
💰 When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! 😂
4 months ago
World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? 🤔
5 months ago
This is my financial advisor now 💰
5 months ago
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
5 months ago
When you're so rich, money is just another piece of 💩
5 months ago
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. 🌳💸
6 months ago
Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay 😈
6 months ago
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" 🧛‍♂️💰😂
6 months ago
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market 🐔📈
6 months ago
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire 😂
6 months ago
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
6 months ago