World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? 🤔
World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
140
This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
11 months ago
108
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
124
When you're so rich, money is just another piece of 💩
When you're so rich, money is just another piece of ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
156
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder 😂
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. 🌳💸
Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
157
Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay 😈
Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
144
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" 🧛‍♂️💰😂
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market 🐔📈
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
138
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire 😂
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
1 year ago
151
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits😂
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
When being asymptomatic is a symptom 🤑
When being asymptomatic is a symptom ๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
153
Enjoy Capitalism™ - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
1 year ago
156
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed🤯
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
165