Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer 🍺
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
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Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise.  💰
Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise. ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
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Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
1 year ago
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Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee ☕
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee โ˜•
1 year ago
72
This cat is playing the long con. 😹
This cat is playing the long con. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
69
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' 😂
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills 😹💸
Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
42
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 year ago
61
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
44
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. 
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. 
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.🧘💰
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
33
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like 👀🤑
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
35
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
52
Saving for that special someone 🫴💰
Saving for that special someone ๐Ÿซด๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
41
This math checks out. 🤔
This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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