When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high 😂
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
93
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
130
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
110
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night 🥩😭
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
83
Me when I see money vs. Me after spending it all.
Me when I see money vs. Me after spending it all.
1 year ago
116
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help 😂
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
91
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer 🍺
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
120
Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise.  💰
Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise. ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
83
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
1 year ago
142
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee ☕
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee โ˜•
1 year ago
127
This cat is playing the long con. 😹
This cat is playing the long con. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
131
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' 😂
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills 😹💸
Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
79
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 year ago
108