When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high 😂
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
211
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
166
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night 🥩😭
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
147
Me when I see money vs. Me after spending it all.
Me when I see money vs. Me after spending it all.
1 year ago
187
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help 😂
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer 🍺
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
178
Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise.  💰
Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise. ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
119
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
1 year ago
203
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee ☕
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee โ˜•
1 year ago
198
This cat is playing the long con. 😹
This cat is playing the long con. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
204
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' 😂
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
100
Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills 😹💸
Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
115
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 year ago
191