When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
26 days ago
Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. 🌳💸
1 month ago
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like 🐸
1 month ago
Australia: where "Nothing" is surrounded by everything that can kill you 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to get my crush's attention 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon 🐘🚀🌕
2 months ago
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
2 months ago
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to blend in with the cool kids at the lake party.
2 months ago
Nailed it! When your golf swing is smoother than your pick-up lines. 😂🏌️‍♂️
2 months ago
Me taking my pet fish for a walk. 🐟🦅
2 months ago
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
2 months ago
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
3 months ago
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS 🐍🗺️. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack 🐛.
3 months ago