Australia: where "Nothing" is surrounded by everything that can kill you 😂
10 days ago
Me trying to get my crush's attention 😂
16 days ago
Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon 🐘🚀🌕
19 days ago
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
28 days ago
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to blend in with the cool kids at the lake party.
1 month ago
Nailed it! When your golf swing is smoother than your pick-up lines. 😂🏌️‍♂️
1 month ago
Me taking my pet fish for a walk. 🐟🦅
1 month ago
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
1 month ago
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
1 month ago
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS 🐍🗺️. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack 🐛.
1 month ago
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster 😂
1 month ago
Iceland be like: I'm green!☘️ Greenland be like: I'm Icy! 🧊
1 month ago
Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors 😂
1 month ago
When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. 😂
1 month ago