Apparently, my entry was a little too 'cheeky' for the office pumpkin carving contest. Worth it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 hours ago
Finally, a maze I'm actually motivated to solve. ๐Ÿง
2 months ago
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
4 months ago
Me casually walking into my parents room at 2 AM to ask if they have any games on their phone.
5 months ago
When she said "just coffee" but now you're elbow deep and questioning all your life choices ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜•๏ธ
5 months ago
When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
5 months ago
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
5 months ago
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
5 months ago
When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
5 months ago
The Lion King: The Cheeky Return ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as theโ€ฆ scenery.
5 months ago
Me trying to be a smooth criminal๐Ÿ˜Ž
5 months ago