Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
8 days ago
Me casually walking into my parents room at 2 AM to ask if they have any games on their phone.
15 days ago
When she said "just coffee" but now you're elbow deep and questioning all your life choices ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜•๏ธ
26 days ago
When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
26 days ago
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
28 days ago
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
1 month ago
When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
The Lion King: The Cheeky Return ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as theโ€ฆ scenery.
1 month ago
Me trying to be a smooth criminal๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 month ago
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคค
1 month ago