When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open 😱. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) 😬.
1 month ago
Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool 😎
3 months ago
Me after seeing a spider in the shower
3 months ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
3 months ago