Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool 😎
1 day ago
Me after seeing a spider in the shower
5 days ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
7 days ago