When you get a little too enthusiastic about showing the kids how the leaf blower works ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
1 day ago
Me trying to decide which side to be on... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity. Her: So? ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
2 days ago
This children's book is lit! ๐Ÿ”ฅ ...and then extinguished. ๐Ÿ’ฆ It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
7 days ago
When you're just here to enjoy the view and the kid drops a mystery bomb ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
8 days ago
When dad's 'basketball genius' plan doesn't quite slam dunk ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ€
8 days ago
Dad's secret ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช: Natural gains, legendary means! ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŽ
8 days ago
When you learn raffles can't always pay the bills ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ก
8 days ago
When your dad says you're finally ready for the Empire's 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day' ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿค–
9 days ago
When โ€˜spreading the wordโ€™ gets a little too personal ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ“š
9 days ago
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
21 days ago
When 'Back to School' gets a little too sharp! ๐ŸŽโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ช
25 days ago