When you've loved My Little Pony a little TOO much 🍆🐴
1 month ago
Is your person wearing a Burka?🤔😂
1 month ago
Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!" Me trying it at home: 🔥🏡
1 month ago
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind 😂 #RamboHousewife
1 month ago
Finally, a solution for those pesky ear-spiders! 🕷️🚫😴
1 month ago
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! 😂
1 month ago
May the spare change be with you.
1 month ago
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
1 month ago
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
1 month ago
When your favorite kids show gets an adult makeover 😈. Now that's what I call "iCarly" 😉.
1 month ago
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!🍪
1 month ago
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
1 month ago
Hello Kitty's day went from purrfect to poopy real quick 💩
1 month ago
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri 🥵
1 month ago
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
1 month ago