Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
4 months ago
When your favorite kids show gets an adult makeover 😈. Now that's what I call "iCarly" 😉.
4 months ago
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!🍪
4 months ago
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
4 months ago
Hello Kitty's day went from purrfect to poopy real quick 💩
4 months ago
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri 🥵
4 months ago
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
4 months ago
When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈🐻🍺
4 months ago
HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... 😬😂
4 months ago
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
4 months ago
When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too 😉).
4 months ago
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
4 months ago
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.⛏️
4 months ago
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
4 months ago
Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you 🐶
4 months ago