When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. โ˜•
1 month ago
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that being positive for everything isnโ€™t a good thing ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago