Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
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That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
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Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" ๐Ÿ˜
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