Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroom… and not in the kitchen
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 year ago
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That's one way to blow bubbles. 😏
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" 😏
When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
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