The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
18 days ago
The sloth is ready to make some celestial changes! 🌌😂
2 months ago
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
3 months ago
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning 😬
5 months ago
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend 😂
5 months ago
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
6 months ago
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. 🥺
6 months ago
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
6 months ago
Starting strong with bold confidence! 💬✔️
7 months ago