The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
36
The sloth is ready to make some celestial changes! 🌌😂
The sloth is ready to make some celestial changes! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
31
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
8 months ago
28
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning 😬
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
15
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend 😂
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
21
"How to start flirting with a woman" 
Step 1: Approach with confidence 
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
15
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. 🥺
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐Ÿฅบ
10 months ago
26
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
13
Starting strong with bold confidence! 💬✔️
Starting strong with bold confidence! ๐Ÿ’ฌโœ”๏ธ
11 months ago
35