The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
89
The sloth is ready to make some celestial changes! 🌌😂
The sloth is ready to make some celestial changes! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
84
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
10 months ago
87
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning 😬
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
53
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend 😂
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
50
"How to start flirting with a woman" 
Step 1: Approach with confidence 
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
40
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. 🥺
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐Ÿฅบ
1 year ago
70
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
35
Starting strong with bold confidence! 💬✔️
Starting strong with bold confidence! ๐Ÿ’ฌโœ”๏ธ
1 year ago
91