J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!" 
*later*
Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!😱😱😱"
J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!" *later* Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ"
1 year ago
121
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. 🐔🚓
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
147
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.🍩😂
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
97
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
126
It's okay, it's organic! 😂
It's okay, it's organic! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. 🤔  #2A #SelfDefense
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. ๐Ÿค” #2A #SelfDefense
1 year ago
76
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you 😂🚓
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
128
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. ☕️😭
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
127
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" 
Protestor: "A little..." 
Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšจ
1 year ago
66
Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* 😂
Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
When the tear gas hits just right 😏
When the tear gas hits just right ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
89
When you're on duty but also trying to reach enlightenment.🧘‍♂️ #PoliceMeditation #InnerPeace #CrowdControl
When you're on duty but also trying to reach enlightenment.๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ #PoliceMeditation #InnerPeace #CrowdControl
1 year ago
116
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi 😂🚓
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
113
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. 😂
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
126