When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. 🐴👮
19 days ago
Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. 😭
20 days ago
When you explain to your friend how police cars are basically Uber but for people who do bad things 😬
28 days ago
When you get banned for posting a slightly controversial opinion 😂 #FacebookJail #CommunityStandards
29 days ago
Granny's got some explaining to do 🍊👵😂
29 days ago
Protesters using the advanced 'cat's cradle' technique to confuse and entrap the riot police 😂
1 month ago
J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!" *later* Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!😱😱😱"
1 month ago
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. 🐔🚓
1 month ago
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.🍩😂
1 month ago
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
1 month ago
It's okay, it's organic! 😂
1 month ago
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. 🤔 #2A #SelfDefense
1 month ago
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you 😂🚓
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. ☕️😭
1 month ago
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
1 month ago