When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
1 month ago
When you accidentally share something you shouldnโ€™t have ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
2 months ago
When you're blind but still a freak ๐Ÿ˜
2 months ago
In the 90s, 1.44 MB of storage was HUGE. Enough to hold an entireโ€ฆpixel. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
POV: It's your average Tuesday
3 months ago
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐Ÿ’ฆ
3 months ago
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
She knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
3 months ago
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
3 months ago
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
3 months ago
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
3 months ago
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago