When you accidentally share something you shouldnโ€™t have ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
1 month ago
When you're blind but still a freak ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
In the 90s, 1.44 MB of storage was HUGE. Enough to hold an entireโ€ฆpixel. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
POV: It's your average Tuesday
1 month ago
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 month ago
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
She knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
1 month ago
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 month ago
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
1 month ago
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
1 month ago
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐Ÿฅณ
1 month ago
Started from the bottom now we here ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago