When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
1 month ago
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
1 month ago
Sweet Home Alabama! It's just a burning love 🔥 between father and daughter. No need for all this drama, folks! 😂
2 months ago
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st 😂
2 months ago
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
2 months ago
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
2 months ago
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you 🔥🐍
2 months ago
When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 😂
2 months ago
When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" 😂
2 months ago
When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice 😂
2 months ago
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
2 months ago
Immersive experience, I guess? 🤔
2 months ago
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape 😱😂
2 months ago
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
2 months ago