He took the 'we're a team' speech a little too literally. This is what we call malicious compliance. 😬
He took the 'we're a team' speech a little too literally. This is what we call malicious compliance. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 days ago
12
Mind blown! She's a biological submersible carrying precious cargo on a 9-month deployment. 🤰🌊
Mind blown! She's a biological submersible carrying precious cargo on a 9-month deployment. ๐Ÿคฐ๐ŸŒŠ
4 months ago
250
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
224
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. 😅
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. ๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
245
When you take 'You are what you eat' to a whole new level! 🍫👶
When you take 'You are what you eat' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
266
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
1 year ago
268
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
1 year ago
259
Sweet Home Alabama! It's just a burning love 🔥 between father and daughter. No need for all this drama, folks! 😂
Sweet Home Alabama! It's just a burning love ๐Ÿ”ฅ between father and daughter. No need for all this drama, folks! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
273
Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
279
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
1 year ago
237
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
221
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you 🔥🐍
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ
1 year ago
148
When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 😂
When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" 😂
When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134