From team player to heartbroken millionaire in one easy step. Crying in a Bugatti is a whole mood. 😭💸
From team player to heartbroken millionaire in one easy step. Crying in a Bugatti is a whole mood. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ธ
2 months ago
150
Moral of the story? Secure the bag, but more importantly, secure your lumbar spine. Greg's got his priorities straight. 😂
Moral of the story? Secure the bag, but more importantly, secure your lumbar spine. Greg's got his priorities straight. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
247
A man with his priorities straight. Some things are more important than a cure. 😂
A man with his priorities straight. Some things are more important than a cure. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
297
He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? ♟️
He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? โ™Ÿ๏ธ
11 months ago
232
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. ๐Ÿ‘‘
11 months ago
172
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
156
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! 📈🚀
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
266
When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge📚😂
When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
🎸 When the party's electric but you’re more into Pikachu jamming! ⚡
๐ŸŽธ When the party's electric but youโ€™re more into Pikachu jamming! โšก
1 year ago
197
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
191