He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? โ™Ÿ๏ธ
4 days ago
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. ๐Ÿ‘‘
4 days ago
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
1 month ago
When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
๐ŸŽธ When the party's electric but youโ€™re more into Pikachu jamming! โšก
4 months ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago